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Richard the Dressed-Up Trichocereus Penis CactusMeet Richard He is a bit of a prick, but with some tender care he will grow on you! Cause a stir with Richard, the dressed up penis cactus! This intriguing plant won't be content to sit quietly in the corner. Stick him on your ledge and let the conversation begin! (But please, no staring!) Makes a great gift for bachelorette parties, gag gifts and more! Comes complete with: (1) 4" Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose TBM penis cactus (1) 4" white pail
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★★★★★ 3
Such a disappointment!
Too much oil, the flesh is too watery and too salty with unpleasant smell. Dismal!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 19, 2023
★★★★★ 1
bad taste-rotten smell bad also
unpleasant taste and smell
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice and strong
Color: Black, Size: Wheel-6 Panel
Nice and strong, tedious, putting together, but very good quality
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
if you are going to be moving them a lot, buy something more sturdy.
Color: Black, Size: Wheel-6 Panel
I use these at our churchc.
They are pretty good, not terribly study and the screw that hold the faabric have pulled out in a couple of places.
But they wqould work especially well if you were not constantly moving them as we do.
They are a bit of a pain to assemble.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Easy to put together , decent quality
Color: Black, Size: Wheel-6 Panel
Purchased for office, easy to put together , durable quality , exactly what we needed to partition a small space
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