"Matteo Lane is a liar. In the pages of < b>Your Pasta Sucks< b>< i>, he repeats that he has no business writing a cookbook, all while masterfully (and hilariously) weaving an intricate tale of food and family and schooling the reader in the flavors, traditions, and techniques of Rome, Sicily, and his own Italian American kitchen."< b> Katie Parla, author of <">
"Matteo Lane is a liar. In the pages of < b>Your Pasta Sucks< b>< i>, he repeats that he has no business writing a cookbook, all while masterfully (and hilariously) weaving an intricate tale of food and family and schooling the reader in the flavors, traditions, and techniques of Rome, Sicily, and his own Italian American kitchen."< b> Katie Parla, author of <">
"Matteo Lane is a liar. In the pages of < b>Your Pasta Sucks< b>< i>, he repeats that he has no business writing a cookbook, all while masterfully (and hilariously) weaving an intricate tale of food and family and schooling the reader in the flavors, traditions, and techniques of Rome, Sicily, and his own Italian American kitchen."< b> Katie Parla, author of <">
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Your Pasta Sucks: A "Cookbook"By: Matteo Lane, J. J. Goode Published by Chronicle Books LLC, 2025 "Matteo Lane is a liar. In the pages of < b>Your Pasta Sucks< b>< i>, he repeats that he has no business writing a cookbook, all while masterfully (and hilariously) weaving an intricate tale of food and family and schooling the reader in the flavors, traditions, and techniques of Rome, Sicily, and his own Italian American kitchen."< b> Katie Parla, author of <
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