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Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt
Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt
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Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$48.00
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Unisex Don't Trust the Universe SweatshirtSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in
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Lori Ann Rojas
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
A shirt that makes you feel good...
Color: Off White&black, Size: XX-Large
Im very pickey about fabric and the way it fits my body. This shirt is comfortable. I love the colors. I liked it so much, I bought another one. This shirt makes me feel good when i put it on.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 28, 2025
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Eric Graham
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 3
Go up a size
Color: Off White&burgundy, Size: X-Large
Material feels great but sizes are not accurate. If you’re a XL, go up a size.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
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Javi Elenes
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
True to size
Color: Off White&burgundy, Size: Small
Loved the shirt !
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Reviewed in the United States on January 1, 2026
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MBL
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
I returned- did not like the fabric pattern
Color: Off White&black, Size: Large
I returned- did not like the fabric pattern. Nothing wrong w the shirt itself. pic looks better than it is.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2026
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RobynLeigh’sHauls
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Love IT
Size: Medium, Color: Dark Green Stripe Knit
My hubby looks so handsome in this.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2026

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