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At Least You're Not an English Major

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At Least You're Not an English MajorBy: Glenn Boozan Published by Workman Publishing Company, Incorporated, 2026 03 31

The perfect gift for every recent college graduate to assure them that yes, the world is hard, but yes, they will be ok as long as they didn't major in English! from the New York Times< i> bestselling author of There Are Moms Way Worse Than You< i> and< b> There Are Dads Way Worse Than You.< b>< i>

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Noah Swift
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Dog loves them
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1), Style: Heart
The dog loves these, they last about a month so not bad for the price, he loves to chew on them
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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026
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Leanne Elizabeth
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 4
Squeaker Beware
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1), Style: Heart
Bought these for gifts. One dog was squeaking it constantly (beware your ears lol) and within about 15mins it no longer squeaked. It was a Bernedoodle so wasn’t destroying it, just happily making it squeak. It still works as a bouncy ball. But the squeaker definitely doesn’t last long depending on how much it’s used. Overall a cute concept providing plenty of entertainment. Definitely not a toy if you have an aggressive chewer unless monitoring play.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2025
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Ladidulce
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
DOGS LOVE
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1), Style: Heart
My dogs love it! I buy as gifts too as it’s always appreciated. Easy squeak and fun to bounce with all the sides. My dogs chew until they crack & still squeak for a bit. When eventually squeak stops my dogs still return to it. They seem to love just for the air sounds. I personally appreciates that more than the squeak but what do I know? I’m not a dog.6
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Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2025
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C. Wisner
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 1
Great, but they don't last.
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1), Style: Heart
Our dog absolutely loves these things. However, they get punctured or form a crack on a seam with very little use. This time it only took a couple of hours of play. Once this happens, they no longer squeak. This may sound weird, but the heart shape seems worse for this defect.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2025
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Craig Johnson
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
It’s great for aggressive chewers
Style: Tipsy Rosé
My dog loves this treat ball! I like the shape because it doesn’t roll under furniture!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2026

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