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Attempted Murder Tee

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$30.00
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Attempted Murder TeeTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment
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Cat Flo
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 3
It’s ok could be cooler
Color: Light Gray, Size: Queen
Decent — could be cooler. They’re a nice color and texture. It fit my pillows well no annoying zippers it’s nice to sleep on and stay in place.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2026
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kenneth e tompor
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Comfort
Color: Champagne, Size: Queen
What a lifesaver, great feel, and awesome cooling feel
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026
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Andrew
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Cool bedding
Color: Champagne, Size: Queen
As advertised nice and soft. But most of all cool. It really stays cool, especially on warm nights. A.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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jeff b
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great value
These pillows feel just like down pillows.They are high quality.You do not feel any lumps or bumps.Definitely a good night's sleep for me!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
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The S Diaries
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Loved it
Bought this for my 3 year old son and if it’s perfectly on his toddler, bed would definitely recommend. I love the fluffy and cooling effect. It gives is very soft. It feels amazing. Especially for a toddler very comfy.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026

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