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Sexy Santa Says

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$28.95
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Sexy Santa SaysThe game for couples who wish to keep being naughty this year. The naughty card game for lovers looking for fun roleplay and foreplay. Sexy Santa will expect you to do things like suck his north pole while Ms. Claus might want a finger in her figgy pudding. There are 17 holiday themed cards for each of you, along with toasts from Vixen and Rudolph, kissing under the mistletoe, and holiday themed sex positions. Santa already knows youve been naughty,
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Cheryl Wawrzynek
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog loves these spideys!
Color: Spider
My dog loves these! Nice big squeeker in them too! So cute when the spidey legs hang out of his mouth! Def best for small to medium sz dogs. Its one of my dogs' favorite toys!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2025
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Amy Smith
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
So cute!
Color: Ghost
Cute puppy toys for Halloween lovers. Quality is good. Very durable and chewy.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 2, 2025
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Maggie
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
Too flimsy but a crowd pleaser
Color: Spider
My dogs absolutely loved them so I gave it 4 stars but it probably only deserves 3 stars due to how easily these can be destroyed. I have small dogs and they destroyed them very quickly.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 5, 2025
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Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute and my dog loves it
Color: Ghost, Color: Ghost
Cute ghosts! Nice nice and with a squeaky sound that my dog adores. My dog seems to loves it. Good value for your money
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Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2025
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Tina G Blair
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for small dogs!
Color: Spider
These are so cute. My 10 pound Havanese absolutely loves these. They are the perfect size for her. I couldn’t put them away with the Halloween decor because she carries them everywhere. She has one in the bed, one in the car and one for around the house. Very durable and fun for her.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026

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