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Triflers Need Not Apply

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$58.95
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Triflers Need Not ApplyNo triflers wanted here in this absolutely normal, totally without subtext personal ad posted in the newspaper. Just a comely twice widowed woman looking for companionship from a handsome man, as long as he doesnt have any close relatives or anyone who would report him missing. Thats not weird or suspicious at all, and definitely a typical thing to do when you run a large farm in the middle of nowhere in the midwest where people could just disappear
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Trista Malcome
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Love the smell of the soap and the net is very cool.
The soap smells great and the holder does a great job exfoliating my skin. It also helps to keep the soap from sitting in water and staying soft so the soap lasts longer.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2026
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Alexa reyes
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Love these soaps
I'm in love with these soaps. I buy natural soaps all the time but these are my new favorite. Got it in my mouth on accident one time it was the oatmeal one, it was literally sweet no chemically taste.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026
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Kim Brock
Draper, US
★★★★★ 2
Not much lather
Hardly any lather but it doesn't make my sensitive skin itch.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
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Em C
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Sudsy & good smell
Nice mild smell...suds well.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2026
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Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 4
Clean ingredients, nice soap overall but doesn’t have the best lather
4-stars because it doesn’t lather great, but all smell good and my skin is happy— good quality overall! Clean ingredients just as advertised. Just as a side note, the loofa bag it comes with is a bit too rough for my skin so I’ve been using a washcloth.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2025

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